Inferno could get any Suspiria fan excited, being a semi-sequel and all, but now I wish it was never related. It feels like Suspiria with its spine ripped out. The same colors are used but the lighting is extremely dim and passive, the soundtrack is barely there (and the choral theme is awful), the murders are tame and typical, and no characters do enough to be attachable; always just snooping around for 10 minutes until they’re gone for good. What a bore.