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Noah’s Barks pages relating to music. These vary greatly in length and depth. Some are written off-the-cuff, quite short, and can be quite cheeky.

Boris – “Akuma no Uta”

Boris – “Akuma no Uta”

Public service announcement: I have recently removed the PX-102 copy of Akuma no Uta from my library to add the PXLP-102 copy. This PXLP-102 copy is the one known by the more popular album cover—that is, Atsuo sitting on a…

Boris – “Attention Please”

Boris – “Attention Please”

Minimal shoegaze Attention Please is as far away as you can get from shoegaze while still being shoegaze. It’s actually a pretty unique-sounding album for the genre and I never gave it enough credit for that before. I have to…

Boris – “Heavy Rocks”

Boris – “Heavy Rocks”

Ball-bustingly reckless, heavy, hard rock with a bit of noise feedback, all backed up by a punk rock spirit. ‘Heavy Rocks’ is possibly the best Boris album.

Boris – “Heavy Rocks” (2011)

Boris – “Heavy Rocks” (2011)

Hard candy When Boris announced that they’d release an identically titled follow-up to their 2002 fan-favorite hard rock masterpiece Heavy Rocks, people got hyped. And hype is a stupid thing to fall into, let me tell you, because it’s by nature…

EP cover for "Pendulum"

Broadcast – “Pendulum”

I’d call the ‘Pendulum’ EP inessential, but that’d be a lie, because with the short career of Broadcast, nothing is truly inessential.

EP cover for "The Book Lovers"

Broadcast – “The Book Lovers EP”

Pretty wonderful, even if the songs on ‘The Book Lovers EP’ are fairly interchangeable. Broadcast would develop more of their own style over time.

Album cover of "Filosofem"

Burzum – “Filosofem”

Starts off pretty decent. The gleaming fuzz of the guitar tone reminds me of Blood Fire Death by Bathory, but that album had a lot more going on in it. Even when it comes to atmospheric focus, I prefer more…

Camera Obscura – “Let’s Get Out of This Country”

Camera Obscura – “Let’s Get Out of This Country”

Thank you, Camera Obscura, for giving me “If Looks Could Kill.” I haven’t heard such a blissfully perfect pop song since… I don’t even remember. But it’s been my most played song since giving Let’s Get Out of This Country…

Album cover for "Music Hole"

Camille – “Music Hole”

Seriously, Music Hole is so much like Medúlla that I wonder if Björk can sue for copyright infringement. Probably not. I prefer the compositions of Medúlla I think, but prefer the voice of Camille. As such, they end up pretty close in quality for…

Can – “Ege Bamyası”

Can – “Ege Bamyası”

‘Ege Bamyasi’ is the most bizarre cocktail lounge album ever made, and "Sing Swan Song" in particular is not of this world and invites me away from it. Best Can album and song? Very possible.

Album cover of "Future Days"

Can – “Future Days”

Ah, Can‘s Future Days is beautiful. On the beach laying on one of those chair things that bends back and it has the rubber straps with holes in-between them (what the hell are they called). The weather is warm, but…

Can – “Soon Over Babaluma”

Can – “Soon Over Babaluma”

‘Soon Over Babaluma’ is a pleasant album. All the best Can albums are pleasant. But this is a more ordinary kind of pleasant. It doesn’t reach a spiritual level.

Album cover for "Blade of the Ronin"

Cannibal Ox – “Blade of the Ronin”

Even the most well-written critique of Blade of the Ronin struggles to escape the desperate fan dream of The Cold Vein Part 2. Every aspect of Blade of the Ronin that sways a little right, everyone says it was wrong…

Captain Beyond – “Captain Beyond”

Captain Beyond – “Captain Beyond”

Some incredible songs on ‘Captain Beyond,’ interesting lyrics, and ferocious performances. I greatly dislike the psychedelic mixing, however.

Album cover of "Adam and Eve"

Catherine Wheel – “Adam and Eve”

I love Catherine Wheel as a band. I love their career as a band less. That might sound weird. Another way of putting it is that I want to like them more than I do because I think they have…

Catherine Wheel – “Chrome”

Catherine Wheel – “Chrome”

Woah, Chrome is pretty fucking cool. Dissonant alternative rock/shoegaze that perfectly captures the aquatic, drowning feel of the album cover. Lyrics are dark, the melodies are catchy and enveloping. A real trip where every song is a stand-out. To me,…

Album cover of "Happy Days"

Catherine Wheel – “Happy Days”

‘Happy Days’ is overly heavy, thick, generic grunge-y alternative rock. A gigantic step down from ‘Chrome.’

Catherine Wheel – “Painful Thing E.P.”

Catherine Wheel – “Painful Thing E.P.”

The two exclusive songs on the Painful Thing E.P. (“Spin,” “Painful Thing”) are great but really held back by awful production values. Additionally, the two early versions of songs that would end up on Ferment are better experienced there. Rob…

Cheap Trick – “Cheap Trick”

Cheap Trick – “Cheap Trick”

The debut, self-album by Cheap Trick is a fantastic power pop album brimming with smooth melodies, catchy choruses, perfect-key harmonies and perverse fun. Whether it’s the stomping chant-a-long “ELO Kiddies,” the punk roar of “He’s a Whore,” or the dreamy…

Album cover for 'Cheap Trick' (1997)

Cheap Trick – “Cheap Trick” (1997)

‘Cheap Trick’ (1997) follows in the steps of ‘Woke Up With a Monster.’ Same grunge stylings, minus the embarrassing aesthetic. But is it as good?

Cheap Trick – “Rockford”

Cheap Trick – “Rockford”

Cheap Trick has always been a band defined by their peak, which is unfortunate because it creates such high expectations for them. After making four of the best pop rock albums of all time, people naturally had high hopes for…

Cheap Trick – “Sex, America, Cheap Trick”

Cheap Trick – “Sex, America, Cheap Trick”

Sex, America, Cheap Trick is a rather half-assed, unfocused box set. Primarily has rare and unreleased tracks/demos, but also seems to be trying to make a case for Cheap Trick by including some (but certainly not all) of their biggest…

Album cover of "Special One"

Cheap Trick – “Special One”

Another one of Cheap Trick’s best post-Dream Police albums, alongside Woke Up With a Monster and Rockford. Special One succeeds their 1997 self-titled, another solid album, but the two albums sound considerably different. In fact, this is probably Cheap Trick’s…

Album cover of "The Doctor"

Cheap Trick – “The Doctor”

If there’s ever been an album that highlights every negative facet of ’80s production standards, ‘The Doctor’ is it.

Album cover of "The Latest"

Cheap Trick – “The Latest”

After 2006’s Rockford, it would be understandable to call The Latest a disappointment. But it would feel somewhat harsh. It’s a solid album, certainly par for the course for Cheap Trick lately, who showed on Rockford they still had quite…

Cheap Trick – “Woke Up With a Monster”

Cheap Trick – “Woke Up With a Monster”

Cheap Trick loudly announce their distancing from their ’80s rock ballad phase. In ‘Woke Up With a Monster,’ the band adopt traits of grunge and heavy metal. While a bit cringe, it’s undeniably their best album in a while.

Album cover for "Berry Is on Top"

Chuck Berry – “Berry Is on Top”

The timeless hip-shaking racket of ‘Berry Is on Top’ is enough to give you nostalgia for an age gone past—even one you may have never lived in.

Album cover for "Live Without Sound"

Cloud Nothings – “Life Without Sound”

‘Life Without Sound’ is too flaccid. Even looking through the murk, there’s no killer track like "Stay Useless" or "I’m Not a Part of Me." Bummer.

Cocteau Twins – “Blue Bell Knoll”

Cocteau Twins – “Blue Bell Knoll”

Blue Bell Knoll is the same Cocteau Twins with a different sound. Monotone, atmospheric, midtempo dream pop with Robin Guthrie‘s guitar chords bending around Liz Fraser’s omnipresent multi-tracked indecipherable wails and chants. Also there’s a bass guitar in there somewhere,…

Album cover of "Head Over Heels"

Cocteau Twins – “Head Over Heels”

Head Over Heels is the best album by Cocteau Twins. The simple reason for that being that it has the most variety in the songwriting. Lack of variety in the songs is always, always, always the number one problem when…

Cocteau Twins – “Heaven or Las Vegas”

Cocteau Twins – “Heaven or Las Vegas”

Not sure what it is about this album, but Heaven or Las Vegas is my second favorite Cocteau Twins release, after Head Over Heels. One of my favorite aspects of Head Over Heels is the unusual dark, mystical songs. My…

Coldplay – “A Rush of Blood to the Head”

Coldplay – “A Rush of Blood to the Head”

Coldplay have been the subject of some controversy amongst more devout music fans ever since their debut album Parachutes garnered them instant success. Despite global success with total album sales of over 55 million records worldwide and universal appeal, the…

Comus – “East of Sweden: Live at the Melloboat Festival 2008”

Comus – “East of Sweden: Live at the Melloboat Festival 2008”

Er, how to critique this? The performances just sound so… impassioned. The opposite of what Comus should be. They are almost the exact same as their studio counterparts, just in worse quality. “Diana” is just too abrasive here and not…

Cover of the album "First Utterance" by Comus.

Comus – “First Utterance”

An all-time favorite album, ‘First Utterance’ is shocking, anachronistic folk rock that caused a career shift and death of its band, Comus.

Comus – “Out of the Coma”

Comus – “Out of the Coma”

It’s not as good as First Utterance and straight-up copies it in some ways, but I don’t really care. First Utterance is still a work of brilliance and one of a kind, I can totally go for something similar even…

Comus – “Song to Comus: The Complete Collection”

Comus – “Song to Comus: The Complete Collection”

First Utterance is an essential album, and the remastering of it on Song to Comus: The Complete Collection is very tasteful and enough for me to consider it an improvement over the original (apparently the first CD issues of First…

Comus – “To Keep From Crying”

Comus – “To Keep From Crying”

First Utterance is one of my favorite albums of all time. I went into To Keep From Crying expecting it to be completely generic southern pop garbage; totally disposable. It uh, wasn’t. I think? As far as I know. I…

Picture of the band Comus

Comus Retrospective

(Original publication date unknown) There are few artists as expressive as telling a story as Comus. I wrote a bit about it in my review for First Utterance, particularly for their song “Diana,” but it’s true for their entire library…

Album cover of "Grin"

Coroner – “Grin”

Coroner have no album as atmospheric and progressive as ‘Grin.’ However, it sounds somewhat like a transition to a masterpiece that was never made.

EP cover of "Self-Non-Self"

Cranes – “Self-Non-Self”

It’s hard to tell whether or not I’m judging Self-Non-Self poorly because it’s different from the Cranes sound I love, or because I don’t think they’re good at this style. Let’s go with a little of both. The EP is…

Album cover of "Mardi Gras"

Creedence Clearwater Revival – “Mardi Gras”

On Creedence Clearwater Revival’s final album, Mardi Gras, John Fogerty bends the knee and allows his mutinous band fellows to at last feature their own material. With the creative legend taking a backseat, the results go about as well as…

Album cover for "(III)"

Crystal Castles – “(III)”

A moderate disappointment. With Crystal Castles II, Crystal Castles showed themselves to be one of the most original synth pop groups in a long while. It was a melting pot of just generally good pop sensibilities and had uncommon influences such as witch…

Album cover of "Cults"

Cults – “Cults”

Goddamn, when are Cults gonna pick up that telephone that’s ringing in the background of every song? Must be lawyers chasing them for copying Phil Spector‘s production. It’s a neat gimmick that makes up for the fact that Cults write…

Current 93 – “All the Pretty Little Horses”

Current 93 – “All the Pretty Little Horses”

Ugh, the sampled children voices on All the Pretty Little Horses are terrible. Who wants to hear little kids yapping at them in real life? Who wants to hear that in their music? Why does Nick Cave randomly show up…

Album cover of "Enter" by Cybotron.

Cybotron – “Enter”

If ‘Enter’ by Cybotron had more tracks on the level of "Clear," it would be an essential album. But…

d’Eon / Grimes – “Darkbloom”

d’Eon / Grimes – “Darkbloom”

It should have come as no surprise to me that after reading Darkbloom‘s hyperbolic reviews greatly praising Grimes and condemning d’Eon in comparison that d’Eon’s half would actually be superior. Logically, Grimes is far more popular than d’Eon, people will…

Daft Punk – “Homework”

Daft Punk – “Homework”

There are great beats all over ‘Homework,’ but these simple beats often carry too much of the track length, feeling like static fragments of something greater.

Album cover for "Black Tie White Noise"

David Bowie – “Black Tie White Noise”

‘Black Tie White Noise’ in its entirety defines "cheesy," and is uneventful to boot. Bowie enters the ’90s with a downtempo whimper.

David Bowie – “David Bowie” (1967)

David Bowie – “David Bowie” (1967)

His first album, David Bowie (1967), is completely silly music and lyrics. Utter nonsense. This could be excusable if the songs were good, but they aren’t. There’s a clever lyric here and there that can put a smile on my…

David Bowie – “David Bowie” (1969)

David Bowie – “David Bowie” (1969)

There are some serious hints of brilliance on 1969‘s David Bowie in its beautiful psychedelic/folk songs “Space Oddity” and “Letter to Hermione.” “Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud” and “Memory of a Free Festival” also deserve some mention. Most tracks on…

David Bowie – “Diamond Dogs”

David Bowie – “Diamond Dogs”

“Rebel Rebel” is so much better than every other song on this album that it’s ridiculous. Everything else is average glam rock. Average by the Bowie standard, of course. With Diamond Dogs, David Bowie has dragged the glam phase of…

Album cover for "Heroes"

David Bowie – “Heroes”

Bowie’s vocals possess his typical rock swagger, and Robert Fripp’s erratic guitar work and Brian Eno’s backing synthesizers all combine perfectly to make "Heroes" one of the most schizophrenic pop rock albums ever made. Move over Ziggy Stardust; this is…

David Bowie – “Hunky Dory”

David Bowie – “Hunky Dory”

Ho-hum! I love David Bowie. He’s a fantastic artist. Yet, no matter how many spins I give Hunky Dory, I just can’t get into it. I’m not quite sure what it is about it. I think I find the sound…

David Bowie – “Let’s Dance”

David Bowie – “Let’s Dance”

“Modern Love” and “China Girl” are fantastic pop songs and what make Let’s Dance so frustrating. It’s clear David Bowie‘s songwriting skills haven’t dried up yet with those two tracks, so you get the impression that he isn’t even trying…

David Bowie – “Low”

David Bowie – “Low”

Evidently, every time I come back to Low by David Bowie, I’m a little less impressed. It’s a condensed, lightened version of textures that were already thoroughly explored in the Berlin School movement. I don’t see the point. When he…

Album cover for "The Next Day"

David Bowie – “The Next Day”

Initial thoughts on The Next Day: 1. Like most of his later career stuff, a lot of this isn’t bad at all, just uninteresting. Like, “okay, whatever.” 2. If anyone other than David Bowie put this album out, people would…

Album cover of "Tonight"

David Bowie – “Tonight”

Tonight isn’t as bad as its reputation suggests, being only a step down from Let’s Dance, which wasn’t a particularly good album by David Bowie standards, but it certainly wasn’t terrible. The singles definitely aren’t as strong, though. “Blue Jean”…

Album cover for "Look Into the Eyeball"

David Byrne – “Look Into the Eyeball”

Containing ‘Like Humans Do,’ an art-pop single packaged with early versions of Windows XP, former Talking Heads front man David Byrne delivers this solo album.

Dead Can Dance – “The Serpent’s Egg”

Dead Can Dance – “The Serpent’s Egg”

Oh no, The Serpent’s Egg is the typical discography progression of following up the album where they hit their stride full of energy (Within the Realm of a Dying Sun) with the same tone but stripped back because the band…

Cover art of the album "Deep Purple" by the band Deep Purple.

Deep Purple – “Deep Purple”

Deep Purple’s third album is the final with their original vocalist. Nonetheless, they deliver one of their most psychedelic, darkest works.